Educating Peter # 18

October 21, 2012

As with every ’80s song Michael has sent me so far, this week’s is one I also didn’t know. It’s “Everybody’s Boring But My Baby” by Pearl Harbor & The Explosions.

Before we get to the music I’d like to say that I think the name of that band is remarkably tasteless. What were they thinking? Let’s be provocative?

The tastelessness of the name reminds me of a South Australian punk band, also from the 80’s. To give you an idea of how ill-advised this band name is/was, I need to give you some historical background. On January 26 (Australia Day) 1966, three children – siblings Jane Beaumont (age 9), Arnna Beaumont (7), and Grant Beaumont (4) – disappeared at Glenelg Beach, and were never seen again.

And the name of that South Australian band? The Sensational Missing Beaumonts.

OK. Now that I have my grumbles out of the way, let’s attack the music…

(Note to self: Don’t say “attack the music”, Peter. Especially not in this post. What were you saying about “tasteless” earlier? Wouldn’t “listen to the music” have been preferrable?)

Pearl Harbor & The Explosions – “Everybody’s Boring But My Baby” (1980)

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0:00-3:27 – Pearl & co. decide to go faux-Fifties with this slightly bouncy number. I’m afraid it doesn’t do much for me. When I’m listening to it I can’t think of anything in particular to say about it, one way or the other. (Maybe I could mention that I like the sound of the bass guitar, but that’s not particularly interesting.)

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As I listened to “Everybody’s Boring…” I remembered another revisionist song, one that I much prefer: The Tubes’ “Don’t Touch Me There”. I’m rather in the mood to play that as soon as “Everybody’s Boring…” has finished.

I’ll wait.

Okey dokey. The Pearl Harbor song has finished. Excuse me while I play this:

The Tubes – “Don’t Touch Me There” (1976)

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Splendid.

That’s reminded me of this Fifties-inspired track from The Rocky Horror Picture Show:

Susan Sarandon – “Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me (1975)

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(Beware: This video has been classifed as “Rude”)

Toucha Toucha Touchme Rocky Horror Picture Show by Boombastyk

And that’s reminded me of this Fifties-inspired, NESFW (not entirely safe for work), song:

Suzie Seacell – “Me And My Vibrator” (1979)

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Alrighty then.

I’ve gone back to “Everybody’s Boring…” and listened to it three more times. After each listen I liked it fractionally more, until I got to the point where I thought it was pleasant enough. But that’s pretty much where it got to in the “How much does Peter like this song” caper. I’ll listen to it one more time. Hang on…

Yep. Enjoyable-ish.

Now I think I’ll go and listen to something else.

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Song of the day: The Tubes – "White Punks On Dope"

August 21, 2012

I woke up this morning with the following song in my head. Why?

The Tubes – “White Punks On Dope” (1975)

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or

The Tubes – “White Punks On Dope” (live) (1978)

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I think I’ve figured out why. I’m currently reading Ken Scott’s autobiography, From Abbey Road to Ziggy Stardust, and last night I got up to the part where he talked about working with The Tubes.

Plus last week I was chatting with my friend Stephen (Hi, Stephen!) and he mentioned quaaludes which reminded me of Quay Lewd and then “White Punks On Dope”.

Ah, the subconscious mind. The things it does to people…